Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!
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| 0:00.0 | It's time for your phone tap, and normally we don't get juicy opportunities like this. |
| 0:04.7 | We love juicy. |
| 0:05.8 | We just don't, but when we got an email from a woman saying her sister works as a makeup artist, |
| 0:10.7 | and things have been a little slow lately, so she took a temp job over at a funeral home, |
| 0:15.3 | we knew we could not resist. |
| 0:18.5 | Apparently, she's never done makeup for the deceased or even been in a funeral home before. |
| 0:23.3 | Oh, goodness. |
| 0:24.0 | So her new employer is about to enlighten her on what her new responsibilities are going to be once she starts. |
| 0:30.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:31.3 | It's your phone tap right now. |
| 0:33.4 | Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. |
| 0:37.4 | Hello? |
| 0:38.7 | Hi, is this Tiffany? |
| 0:41.5 | Yes, who's calling? |
| 0:43.3 | Hey, this is Harry. |
| 0:45.2 | Harry Bigsby from Bixen's funeral home? |
| 0:48.7 | Oh, hi. |
| 0:49.9 | I heard you're going to be doing some work for us here. |
| 0:52.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:54.4 | Yeah, I did talk to my recruiter about maybe working in some funeral homes. |
| 0:59.6 | So, yeah. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah, exactly. |
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