Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2022
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Better when listening's gone through their first home purchase, you know can be a really stressful situation. Oh, man. Yeah, apparently you need a lot of money for that. So I gave up. Dude, and there's so much paperwork and meetings and maybe we'll get the house, maybe we won't get the house. It's especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on it. And it's coming down to the last day to get everything all wrapped up. Oh. Well, that's what happened to one guy. |
| 0:02.1 | He only had 24 hours left to close on his brand new house. Oh, no, Jeffrey. And thankfully, his best friend contacted us to prank him. Because, you know, who wouldn't want an extremely distracted Jose Valanos in charge of your home loan. |
| 0:37.7 | I can help, I think. |
| 0:39.0 | You're going to make him cry. |
| 0:40.6 | That's your phone tap right now. |
| 0:42.3 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:43.8 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:48.2 | Hello? |
| 0:49.8 | Hey, hey, is this Brett's B. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah, who's this? |
| 0:54.0 | Hi, my name's Grayson. I'm calling for a mortgage. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, hi. |
| 0:59.0 | Hi. |
| 1:00.0 | I was going over your file, Brett, and it looks like everything's in order on our end, so... |
| 1:06.0 | Good luck. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm sorry, excuse me? |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, I was sorry, like I was saying, it looks like, |
| 1:12.6 | looks like we got all your documents. I'm going to pass this on to the processor. |
| 1:17.5 | Excuse me? I'm sorry. What is that noise? |
| 1:19.7 | What? Say that again? |
| 1:22.5 | Something's going on in the background and you kind of sound out of breath. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh. |
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