Phone Tap: Ping Pong Mortgage

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.

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0:00.0	If anyone listening's gone through their first home purchase, you know can be a really stressful
0:04.3	situation. Oh, man.
0:05.8	Yeah, apparently you need a lot of money for that. So I gave up.
0:08.4	Dude, and there's so much paperwork and meetings and maybe we'll get the house, maybe we won't
0:13.1	get the house.
0:13.8	It's especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on it.
0:17.8	And it's coming down to the last day to get everything all wrapped up.
0:20.8	Oh.
0:21.8	Well, that's what happened to one guy.
0:23.2	He only had 24 hours left to close on his brand new house.
0:26.5	Oh, no, Jeffrey.
0:27.5	And thankfully, his best friend contacted us to prank him.
0:31.7	Because, you know, who wouldn't want an extremely distracted Jose Valanos in charge of your home loan?
0:37.7	I can help, I think.
0:39.0	You're going to make him cry.
0:40.5	That's your phone tap right now.
0:42.1	It's another phone tap.
0:43.6	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:48.2	Hello?
0:49.9	Hey, hey, is this Brett S.
0:52.6	Yeah, who's this?
0:54.0	Hi, my name's Grayson. I'm calling for a mortgage.
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