It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this entire week, we've been doing something called Scam the Scammer.

Yeah. Where kind, generous people call our radio hotline, and they just want to make our lives better and fix all of our problems for us. Is that what I steal our money? That's what scammers want to do? Yeah, actually, they mostly want to take our money. You're right, Jose. That's why we've been messing with them

because I'm sure they've wasted enough of our listeners' time over the years. It's karma. And as we've been doing these, our goal was to get somebody so angry at us. They'd completely lose it. Yes. Well, it happened. Yes. And the recipient of the rage was none other than the vulnerable senior himself, Alan Winterbottom.

In your scam-the-scammer phone tap right now.

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

Hello?

Hello, sir. Who am I speaking with?

My name is Alan Winterbottom. Who are you?

Hi there, I'm with your local gas company, and I've been noticing your service is going to be cut off if you don't pay it immediately.

Oh, what?

Are you spying on me?

Oh.

I don't understand, sir.

I...

Well, I just got a plate of nachos, so I got me plenty of gas.

Ah.

Okay.

You get it?

Yeah, it's very funny, sir.

Yeah.

Listen, if you don't want your account to be shut off by 5 p.m.

5 p.m.

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