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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!

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0:00.0

We did a story the other day about how it seems like now everybody's got a side hustle going on.

0:05.0

Yeah, totally.

0:05.5

I work as a pilot for United, but my side hustle is writing fortune cookies only for the airport Panda Expresses.

0:13.1

That would be amazing.

0:14.5

So specific.

0:15.6

Kind of convenient.

0:16.7

Your flight is four minutes early.

0:19.3

Find your niche, man.

0:20.6

I mean, you never know who's got a side business that they can't wait to tell you about.

0:25.2

And we've got the proof because today we call a guy whose boss just got fired.

0:29.6

And I'm stepping in as the new head man with a little bit of a side hustle too.

0:34.4

You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.

0:36.5

It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Uh, hello. Hey, Nolan. This is Garrett Thomas. This again. I'm sorry. This is Garrett Thomas. I'm, uh, you know, I guess I'm your new boss. Oh, hey, Garrett. Nice to meet you. Hey, yeah. Nice to meet you, too. So I'm curious. What happened to the other guy? Man, I have no idea. Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm just coming from another branch. We got the email. He's not working here anymore and that's all we know. You know what? They said the same thing about a guy over at my branch not too long

1:11.4

ago. It turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store. Whoa. Yeah. Real freak.

1:21.2

Oh, wow, man. That's insane. I'm being serious. He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.

1:30.0

It was not pretty.

1:31.5

Oh, man.

1:32.4

In a store.

1:33.5

Oh, man.

1:34.4

Anyway.

1:35.4

So I know this is an unusual situation.

1:39.2

Me just kind of coming in here.

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