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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Neighborly Advice

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's almost time for your Brooke and Jeffrey prank call. And if you've ever left a note on somebody's car,

0:04.6

whether it be an angry one or an angry one or some really angry one, so most people don't leave

0:13.5

polite messages in that type of situation. Unless you count the woman we call today.

0:17.9

She anonymously left what she thought was a nice note to somebody in her neighborhood,

0:23.4

suggesting they repark their car.

0:25.9

Oh, that's not nice.

0:27.9

Because the back end of it was sticking out into traffic.

0:30.7

So she was just trying to be helpful.

0:32.5

But you know who did see it that way?

0:35.2

The most passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet.

0:38.1

Uh-oh.

0:38.7

His name is Jerry, and he's in your phone tap right now.

0:42.6

It's another phone tap.

0:44.2

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:47.6

Hello?

0:48.9

Well, Heidi Ho and howdy do there?

0:51.3

Is this the thoughtful soul who left me that little parking note on my windshield the other day?

0:58.2

I'm sorry, what?

1:01.1

Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just wanted to call and say,

1:05.9

bless your heart and thank you for pointing out my little fiddly wink there.

1:11.7

Oh, uh...

1:14.0

And you're right.

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