Phone Tap: Murder Mattress

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and isn't it nice when you can find a good deal on a quality mattress?
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:06.0	They're so expensive now, which is why one guy's been bragging about the huge discount he got on his new bed,
0:14.0	and he's about to find out why he was able to get it so freaking cheap.
0:19.0	Probably should have read that fine print in your phone tap right now.
0:27.4	Hello?
0:29.7	Hi, am I speaking with Anthony Coffin?
0:33.2	Yeah, who is this?
0:35.1	I'm calling from the mattresses' info.
0:36.6	My name's Bonnie Bungle.
0:39.0	Okay, hi, Bonnie.
0:40.3	So we recently delivered a mattress to you about 10 days ago.
0:45.9	That sounds about right.
0:48.0	Fantastic.
0:49.0	So I just wanted to let you know that the police will be stopping by your place to check it out tomorrow morning around 10. Okay. Thanks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, have a great day.
0:58.2	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just say the police? That's correct.
1:02.9	Why are the police coming to check my mattress?
1:05.8	I'm not sure I understand your question.
1:09.2	What do you mean? You don't understand.
1:11.0	You just said the police want to stop by and check out our mattress.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.2	So why do the police want to come to my house?
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