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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Mass Multimedia Meme Messaging

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Today's Phone Tap victim is stressed about signing his new apartment lease ASAP... So we're calling on his roommates behalf... And hopefully he knows how to speak in memes!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:17.0

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0:24.0

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0:31.0

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0:38.0

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0:45.0

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0:51.0

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1:15.0

You're not going to get it all right. Just make sure you know the big stuff, like making sure your kids are buckled correctly in the right seat for their age and size.

1:22.0

Get it right.

1:30.0

When you're roommates stressing out about signing a new lease on your apartment, and he needs an answer by noon today, do you answer them immediately and put them at ease?

1:57.0

Or should you just call us so that we can screw with them?

2:03.0

We all know the answer to that question, and that's why today we call a guy who's been freaking out about their living situation and a decision needs to be made ASAP.

2:14.0

So of course, I'm going to do my very best to help him out.

2:18.0

Sorry, no, the opposite whatever I just said in your phone tap right now.

2:28.0

Hello. Hi, is this Manny?

2:31.0

Yes, my name is Patrick. I'm calling from Mass Multimedia Me Messages.

2:38.0

I didn't catch that. Where are you from? Mass Multimedia Me Messages. You know, quintuple M?

2:47.0

I'm the honest, I've never heard of Joe. You say triple them, but quintuple M. Yeah. I'm forwarding a note to you from your roommate, Asher.

2:55.0

Okay, so you knew Asher. Right. So I don't know if you want to write this down, but he says condescending wonka face to cat in the ceiling to success kid that as a text above it, saying open window to let fly out and it flew out.

3:12.0

Well, I mean, truly, I don't even know what happened or even what you said.

3:16.0

Oh, your roommate Asher signed up for our service about a week ago. And he's in a meeting right now.

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