Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-U-I-A. We've done this only once before, and we asked our listeners to text into 785.92 the one phone tap character
0:22.9	Brooke does.
0:23.8	Oh, gruff-sounding Marla.
0:26.2	Look, you love her, you hate her, but you know her.
0:29.1	Why is this the only one I do?
0:30.7	Maybe I need to, like, it's weird.
0:33.6	We asked, should she reappear?
0:35.8	There is very- And 90% said absolutely not.
0:40.2	Kill off Marla.
0:41.5	Actually, I read that too when you did this, and I was like, oh, I hope Brooks not reading the text board.
0:45.3	People wanted her to get hit by a semi-truck.
0:47.5	Well, the good news is I deleted all those texts.
0:50.8	That's right.
0:51.3	Leaving only the 10% of the board that wanted more Marla.
0:55.3	So it's 100% now.
0:56.6	Today, she's going to be calling from a bank,
0:59.4	returning to tell a guy that his account has been wiped out by his ex-wife.
1:03.8	Oh, and Marla's saying that?
1:05.4	We all know how good Marla is at handling delicate situations.
1:09.4	Let's hear it in your brand new phone tap featuring Marla.
1:13.3	I'm so excited.
1:14.3	Right now.
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