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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Listeners don't know this, but lately, Brooks's been going into producer Boyd's office, slamming her hand down on the desk.

0:07.7

That's right.

0:08.7

I want to try more phone tap characters.

0:11.9

Because Jose and Jeff get all the glory, they get all the love, and I'm always just some snarky customer service lady or HR rep.

0:20.5

Let me do a voice.

0:22.5

That's not really how it went down.

0:25.8

It was more the opposite of like, hey, Brooke, do this.

0:29.0

No.

0:29.7

Brooke goes in and begs for it.

0:31.3

And then producer Boyd is always like, ah, I don't know.

0:34.9

She's like, Jose, teach me how to do characters.

0:37.9

And I'm like, no, Brooke.

0:39.1

But today.

0:40.2

Dude, today is going to be weird.

0:42.0

Yeah, because against our better judgment, we're actually going to give it a shot.

0:46.4

Oh, my God.

0:47.1

Producer Boyd has approved this unwillingly.

0:50.0

But get ready to hear Brooke's phone tap persona, Marla, the chain smoking auto mechanic that you can barely understand. Oh! And then afterwards, make sure to text in to 78592. Tell us, keep it or kill it. Hey, hey, do you like Marla? Well, we'll find out. Let's hear it. Someone just texted and keep it. You haven't heard it yet. Yeah. Listen, right now it's your phone tap. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello. This is Samson. Hello. This is Samson. Yeah, this is Samson, if that's what you said.

1:29.1

This is my, hey, a d-a-nobody from here.

1:32.6

Are you saying auto body?

1:34.9

What's it going?

1:36.9

Is that yes?

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