Phone Tap: Little Spreadsheet Skank

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just started dating his coworker and SHE thought the best way to start off their office romance would be to email us so we can get him in trouble!

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0:00.0	It's almost time for your prank call.
0:01.4	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:02.8	And they always say, don't drink from the company ink.
0:06.4	Oh.
0:19.9	Or no. Wait. No, don't stick your pencil in the office sharpener. No. What's the saying? The toner cartridge, I think. Don't dip your pen in the company. Is that it? Yeah, don't, yes. Jose got it. Don't dip your pen in the company's stuff.
0:22.9	Anyway, one guy decided he was going to do that.
0:23.7	Oh, he's going to date. Don't dip your pen in the company's stuff. Anyway, one guy decided he was going to do that.
0:23.0	Oh, he just said not to.
0:24.9	Recently, he started dating one of his coworkers.
0:27.9	So what did she do?
0:29.5	She used that information to set him up.
0:31.7	Yeah, that's the girl.
0:33.0	Your brand new phone tap is happening right now.
0:35.9	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:40.0	Hello.
0:41.5	Hi, Steve. My name is Chad Kroger from Corporate Human Resources. How are you today?
0:46.9	Oh, good. Yeah, hi.
0:48.5	Hi. Yeah, so I just spoke with Terry not too long ago, the local HR rep.
0:53.6	And she told me that you recently disclosed an in-office relationship with another employee.
1:00.0	Yes.
1:00.5	Libby?
1:01.0	Yes.
	...

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