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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Invaders and 2nd Graders

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS.

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0:00.0

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0:21.1

There's some of that for sure.

0:22.4

In cursive writing, long division, what small coins are worth.

0:28.9

I need to know what a nickel looks like.

0:32.1

I'm only counting Benjys, baby.

0:34.1

Yeah, they're going to be gone soon anyway.

0:36.1

That's why today, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher trying to reassure a mom.

0:41.6

This year, they're not wasting any time on those useless subjects.

0:45.4

They're cutting right to the important stuff in your phone tap right now.

0:50.3

It's another phone tap.

0:51.8

Hello? Hi, is this Stacy Goode? now. It's another phone tab. And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:55.7

Hello?

0:58.3

Hi, is this Stacy Gould?

1:00.5

Hi, this is she.

1:02.4

This is Mrs. Howell.

1:05.8

I'm going to be Aiden's second grade teacher the upcoming school year.

1:07.8

Hi, how are you?

1:09.7

Oh, I'm just great.

1:27.5

It's so good to talk to you. You too. Aiden so excited to get back to school and see his friends and get started again. That is so great. It's going to be a fun year. Good. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just calling all the parents because we're going to be doing things a little bit different, you know, at least for the first couple weeks.

1:29.4

Okay.

1:29.7

We're just going to stray from the normal curriculum.

1:32.9

Oh, you are?

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