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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Hypothetical Carjacking

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one!

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0:00.0

One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer up his friend.

0:03.1

Aw.

0:03.7

Because apparently his car got stolen from right out in front of his place the other day.

0:08.4

Oh, man.

0:09.5

So he's been understandably upset about that.

0:12.2

Is it even possible to make someone feel better after something like that happens?

0:17.3

I think so.

0:18.5

Maybe if we call him up and ask questions about the vehicle that suggest we might have taken it.

0:25.6

That is not going to make it feel better, Jeff.

0:28.6

Just subtly, you'll hear his reaction in your phone tap right now.

0:32.6

It's another phone tap.

0:33.6

It's a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:36.6

Hello? Hi, I saw a post on the up next door about a stolen car. Is this Patrick?

0:45.1

Yes, this is. Yeah, I made that post. Hey, I am so sorry that happened, man. Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days. I bet. You know, as

0:57.3

neighbors, we all got to pull together. I live a few blocks down from where you live. So I noticed

1:02.2

the, like right away, I noticed the picture. That's great, man. Do you got any information?

1:14.6

Hypothetically, let's say I found it at the end of the cul-de-sac, like a few blocks away from where your house is, and it still had the key in it came.

1:18.6

Okay.

1:19.6

Okay.

1:20.6

I'm wondering, if the check engine light was on and it needed oil, what kind of oil would

1:25.6

your car take? Do you remember?

1:32.0

What, uh, what are you talking about? How does that help you find my car?

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