Phone Tap: How To Date My Son
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!
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| 0:00.0 | 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! Alexis, if you're about to go out on a first date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be to get a surprise phone call from his mother? |
| 0:24.7 | Wouldn't that be nice to get the inside skinny on all of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you a little pump-up speech to get you ready for the big night with her little boy? |
| 0:35.2 | I mean, it's always good to have some, you know, background on him, you know, in case you need to |
| 0:38.5 | hold it against him, some blackmail. |
| 0:39.9 | You're looking positive. |
| 0:41.3 | Okay. Sounds like you're not that into it. No, no, no. I'm trying to make the best of it. But, yeah. Maybe you don't love it, but Brooks certainly does. Oh, yeah, maybe. She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his date less than 24 hours before the actual event. |
| 0:39.6 | Here how it goes. She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his date less than 24 hours before the actual event. |
| 0:56.8 | Here how it goes in your phone tap right now. |
| 1:00.0 | It's another phone tap. |
| 1:01.5 | In the weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 1:05.2 | Hello? |
| 1:06.6 | Hello? |
| 1:07.8 | Am I speaking with the Heather? |
| 1:13.6 | Yes. Is this? Only your future mother-in-law. |
| 1:16.6 | Oh. |
| 1:17.6 | What? |
| 1:18.6 | What did you say? |
| 1:22.6 | Oh, I'm just kidding. |
| 1:24.6 | I mean, kidding for now. What is happening right now? |
| 1:30.6 | Goodness, you don't know my name. This is Constance. We have not met, but you're supposed to go out with my son, Caleb, tonight. First date. |
| 1:41.0 | Okay. Yeah, I am, but you said you're, you're his mother? |
| 1:46.5 | Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking you out tonight. Oh, I have heard a lot about you. |
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