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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Help Me Lie To My Wife

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! In today's call, here's the scenario. A guy named Nate is getting married and he wanted us to prank his best man.

0:22.2

Oh, I love those.

0:23.6

So he's told this guy, there's another friend of his that lives on the opposite coast who's

0:28.7

also going to share some of the best man duties.

0:31.3

Okay.

0:32.0

And the two of them should coordinate.

0:34.2

So he's been emailing this Gmail that's not responding because it's not a real

0:39.6

person. The groom made up this whole thing just to set him up for today's phone tap and we

0:45.5

really put him on the spot. You're going to hear it right now.

0:48.4

Hello? Hey, this is Paul? Yeah. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello.

0:55.2

Hey, this is Paul?

0:58.3

Yeah.

0:59.2

Who's it?

1:00.4

Hey, man, my name's Keith.

1:01.3

Look, I know we haven't met.

1:02.7

I'm Nate's best man.

1:05.0

And I'm supposed to call you about setting up his bachelor party.

1:06.6

Yeah, man.

1:08.2

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1:08.2

Hold on.

1:08.5

Look, dude, I'm in some serious shit right now.

1:10.1

And I need your help. Okay. Look, my wife, she thinks I'm messing around on her, and I think she's either, like, tracked my car or my phone or something, but I just saw her pull up right now outside, and I am, I'm screwed, bro. I don't know what you're, like, what are you talking about?

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