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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: DJ Post Mortem

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?

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1:24.5

In this job phone tapping any random Joe Blow is pretty easy, especially if his name is Joe

1:53.6

Blow. We're still hoping that breaking a business that's much tougher. For example,

2:03.2

calling a bank manager on vacation to tell her someone broke into the vault took out the cash

2:07.6

and filled it up with plastic balls from a McDonald's playlist. Very specific and kind of fun sounding.

2:13.5

I don't it's okay. I like it. Which she fall for. Yeah, it's risky. Probably not. Yeah,

2:20.1

she'd get a call from the police probably first. So we have to be on our game when we do these.

2:24.8

That's why today we call a woman who works at a funeral parlor and ask if they can provide an

2:29.6

over-the-top memorial service. That's kind of realistic, right? Okay. But I want this to be a party

2:36.0

so epic. It rivals one of Abiza's famous phone nightclubs. Wow. Will she fall for it? Let's find

2:45.1

out in your phone tap right now. Thank you for calling a

2:53.3

funeral home. This is Gabby speaking. How may help you? Hi, Gabby. My name is Tanner. I found

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you guys online. I'm calling to inquire about a funeral service for a loved one. Oh, I'm so

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