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Back in 2009, you might remember a viral video that took the world by storm called David at the dentist.

Is this real life?

It was like the first.

It feels like, you know?

Yeah, it really feels like it was.

Or, Ouch, Charlie.

Yeah, that one is cute.

That's one shined a spotlight on the loopy, sometimes hilarious things that people say coming off of nitrous during surgery.

But what if instead of mumbling something cute and innocent, you said something else?

Or better yet, you were so out of it, we made something up and just told you that you said that.

Because that's what we do for today's phone tap. You're going to hear

it right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello? Hi, this is Spencer calling from Dr. Chas' office. Is this Claire? Oh, hi, yes. How are you doing?

Hi, Claire. I'm great. Thanks for asking. You were in a few days ago getting your wisdom teeth removed. How you feeling?

Oh, thank you for calling.

Welcome. You know, doing pretty well. I'm still a bit sore, but using ice and whatnot. So, you know, hanging in.

Though that's expected.

Yeah. A little soreness, I mean.

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