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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Company Needs You to Step Up

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Brooke calls an unsuspecting worker to tell him that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:09.8

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0:13.9

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0:16.2

Something that's always frustrated me about our office is they charge us for snacks and drinks in the break room. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, we get free coffee. It's not like we're working for a tech company. Yeah, true. But I just feel bad paying for it with Brooke's credit card all the time. You're using my credit card? It makes me feel guilty. She doesn't notice. Do you have any chocolate muffins you have in one day? At least $20. Yeah, I don't know how many I have. That's the point. That's why I feel bad about it. But I guess it could be worse. Yeah. I mean, not our company, but some company could call an unsuspecting worker and tell them everything in the office that he's going to be using, will take money out of his pocket.

0:55.0

It gets ridiculous real quick when we do your phone tap right now.

0:59.6

It's another phone tap.

1:01.1

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

1:04.8

Hello.

1:06.0

Patrick?

1:07.7

Yeah, this is he.

1:08.8

Hi, good morning.

1:09.8

This is Helena Handbasket from corporate HR.

1:12.2

How are you doing today?

1:14.9

Fine.

1:15.8

How can I help you?

1:17.3

Well, I just wanted to make sure, I mean, we have a couple of people with similar names.

1:21.3

You're the Patrick on the sales side, right?

1:23.2

Your direct supervisor is Tanya.

1:25.7

Yeah, that's right.

1:26.8

Okay, great.

1:30.4

And you're like her second in command. Am I correct?

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