Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!
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| 0:00.0 | 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A. A little while back, you might remember, we did a prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and we said we were |
| 0:22.0 | doing text to speech while driving a car. |
| 0:25.1 | Oh my God. |
| 0:26.2 | And the guy heard us get into a road rage situation in the middle of the call. |
| 0:30.5 | Right. |
| 0:31.2 | I loved it. |
| 0:31.5 | It was super awkward. |
| 0:33.6 | Well, today, we're not going to do that exact same thing, but we are going to call a tire shop to make one of their employees feel that same level of awkwardness. |
| 0:42.0 | And it all starts with pretending that Brooke and I are married, and I'm just borrowing her phone. |
| 0:49.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.7 | Just for a second, it's your phone tap right now. |
| 0:52.8 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:54.4 | And a weekday mornings on the 20s. I'm tired. This is Jimmy. How can I help you? Oh, hey, my name is Daryl. I was just on the phone with someone else a minute ago trying to order some tires, but my phone died. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Yeah, that wasn't me, though. Okay, well, I just, I borrowed my wife's phone to call you back. Do you think you could help me? |
| 0:54.5 | Honey. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Yeah, that wasn't me, though. Okay, well, I just, I borrowed my wife's phone to call you back. Do you think you could help me? Honey, can you make it quick? I think my phone's going to die. Yeah, just, sorry, hold on. No, no, no problem. Did they give you an order number yet? Uh, I don't think so. Then I need to Uh, what the... Sorry, sir. Sorry, hold on. Wait, who's Calvin? Who? A notification just came up on your phone. Says Calvin matched with you? What? Hello? Wait, he sent you a message. What is this? Babe, don't worry about it. I just, will you hand me the phone? |
| 1:44.7 | I'll do the tire thing for you. |
| 1:45.9 | No, hold on. |
| 1:46.6 | Wait, tell me who's Calvin? |
| 1:48.0 | Why is it popping up as a Tinder notification? I don't, Tinder. What's that? Excuse me. Your phone is blowing up with Tinder notifications. I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you with your tire. |
| 1:45.3 | You're fine. Just hold on a second. |
| 1:46.8 | It's not what you think. |
| 1:48.4 | What am I supposed to? I think I'm in the middle of something I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you with your tires. |
| 2:01.3 | No, you're fine. Just hold on a second. |
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