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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Ancient Apple Support

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...Which is probably not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!

Transcript

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0:00.0

1-800-DU-I-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

0:06.3

Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers.

0:11.1

Visit 1-800-DU-I-O-A.com or call 1-800-DU-I-O-A.

0:16.1

It's phone tap time and I'm just going to come out and say it right now.

0:19.7

Okay. I love old people.

0:21.7

What? Why does that feel weird when you say that?

0:25.1

Are you talking about like you love your grandma?

0:27.3

I'm serious. Senior citizens are great.

0:29.8

They're wise. They can be really funny.

0:33.1

They have a great perspective on life and like what's important.

0:36.6

Okay. I feel like there's a butt coming.

0:38.3

The one thing they're not great at is modern technology.

0:44.6

And that's why for today's call,

0:46.1

I pose as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Tech Support,

0:50.8

which probably isn't the best career choice for a guy who's almost 98 years old.

0:55.4

But you know what? He's going to try his hardest to get the job done.

1:00.6

It's your brand new phone tap right now.

1:10.6

Hello?

1:11.8

A good day. My name's Cornelius Jones.

1:15.4

I'm calling from Apple Tech Support.

1:18.0

Is this Mr. Ruff?

1:20.8

Yeah.

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