Phone Tap: Allen Wants Your Grandma

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!

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0:16.2	You believe in love at any age, right, Brooke?
0:19.0	Oh, yeah, of course.
0:20.7	Like, you'd want to help people find a romantic connection if they needed it, yes?
0:24.9	Yeah.
0:25.7	So, let's say a kind elderly gentleman who goes by the name Alan Winterbottom called
0:31.7	you one day and asked for a few love pointers.
0:35.0	You'd help him.
0:35.9	I don't know if Alan's looking for love, Jeff.
0:38.7	Well, what if it was about somebody you knew that he was trying to get with?
0:43.5	Okay.
0:44.4	Because that's what happens today when Alan gets his hands on a rotary phone.
0:48.2	Oh, no.
0:49.9	And he calls a woman's grandson looking for some tips.
0:53.5	Oh.
0:54.8	Love it.
1:00.0	It was hard for me to do this one because I was just trying to keep my composure.
1:02.0	I love your old man voice so much. By the end, I just had to give in.
1:03.9	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
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