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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.

Transcript

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0:00.0

As the kids say, it's tap time.

0:04.0

I've never heard a child say that.

0:06.0

I don't say that.

0:07.0

No one's ever said it.

0:09.0

I guess the only kids I hang out with them.

0:11.0

Why you hate weird?

0:12.0

Never mind.

0:13.0

Today, a woman recently told her best friend that she matched with a guy on a dating app and she was really excited about him.

0:19.0

Oh, cute.

0:20.0

It's actually one of the very first guys that she's ever actually given her phone number to through the app.

0:24.6

And they're supposed to talk for the first time later today.

0:27.6

Oh, no.

0:28.6

What she doesn't know is before the real guy contacts her, I'm going to beat him to the punch.

0:33.6

Oh, no.

0:34.6

I'm going to pretend to be him. We're going to ruin all her face.

0:40.0

I have a feeling.

0:42.5

I don't know why that it's not going to go that great.

0:45.4

Yeah.

0:46.0

No way.

0:46.7

See if I'm right with your phone tap right now.

0:50.1

It's another phone tap.

0:51.6

Hello. Hey, is this Raquel? Yeah. It's another phone tab. And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

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