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not well everyone needs it just right this group is special yeah it's not a proud thing that we

haven't been but you know from what i've seen on tv and in movies it it's a very long complicated

process where they ask you lots of subtle questions to find the deeper you and get in touch with your inner feelings.

Well, today we're just going to skip all that boring stuff when we call a guy and get right down to it and ask,

why do you think you're such a hot mess and nobody likes it?

That's how they should do it.

We're going to give it a try in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello. Hi, this is Kathy Turner from B. Health Therapy. Is this Pete T. It is. How can I help you? Hi, Pete. It looks like your wife, Samantha, set you up for a session with us. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah, she's into this whole therapy thing. I've never tried it before, but... Right. Yeah. Are you nervous? I mean, you know, I don't have any kind of crazy issues going on, but I'm stressed a little bit. Right. Nobody thinks they need it until they get punched in the mouth.

Then all of a sudden, plans go out the window, huh?

Wait, I'm sorry, what?

Oh, that's just a Mike Tyson quote.

Wait, you're quoting Mike Tyson and you're a therapist's office?

If we have to.

Yeah, if we have to.

So I'm going to give you a little homework to do before the

therapy session. Okay. Could you take out a pen and paper for me? And I just want you to try to

answer this question. Why do so many people hate me? Wait. What? Is that hard for you to hear?

It's just a simple question.

It's a weird question.

I don't feel like people hate me.

I'm being honest.

Okay.

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