This is Off Track.

Hello and welcome to the Thursday episode of Off Track with Hinch and Rossi. This is the fun episode, guys. We don't have to talk about the bullshit like racing. We talk about like travel and Tim being stupid. That's fair. I do like both of those things. Yeah. All right. Well, on that note, I mean, we're going to talk some racing previewing Phoenix in a sec. but Tim, we did not on the Tuesday episode

of recapping St. Pete. All right, well, on that note, I mean, we are going to talk some racing previewing Phoenix in a sec.

But Tim, we did not on the Tuesday episode of recapping St. Pete, get a chance to talk about a particularly interesting St. Pete travel story that you had. And as this has a travel podcast, as fans love to remind us, let's hear it. Yeah, this was potentially the dumbest travel story I've ever had. James, I know you've heard it.

Alex, as you talked on Tuesdayest travel story I've ever had.

James, I know you've heard it. Alex, as you talked on Tuesday, we have not really chatted. So I got into St. Pete Friday in the middle of a torrential downpour.

And my Uber dropped me off like two blocks from my actual hotel because he got confused.

So I walked through the rain, stepped in a huge puddle, completely drenched.

Get to the hotel and check in, looking for a hair dryer because at the very least I want to dry my shoes before I go meet people for dinner or do anything like that.

No hair dryer, but in the, yes.

Do you travel with only one pair of shoes?

Yes.

Okay. So I, Yes, Mr. Hinchcliff. Do you think maybe you should have more than one pair of shoes in case like one of them gets wet for some reason? Well, usually you can just hair dry it, right? Yeah, but what if you're like at the track and it's wet all day? And then you want to like quick turn around and go to dinner and you don't have time to hair dry them?

Or, for example, there's not a hairdryer. Honestly, never been an issue before. Why do you wear shoes that you think are appropriate to wear to the racetrack and also dinner?

You guys have seen how I dress.

You know the answer to that.

He's got a point.

He's got a great point.

So anyway, I go to the bathroom to go get the hairdriar.

There is not a hair dryer in the bathroom.

On the back of the bathroom door, there is a used towel, a polo, and some swim trucks.

Were they yours?

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