Phoebe and Roy Wood Jr. Bomb Their Daily Show Auditions

Sooo Many White Guys

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4.2 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe is joined by Roy Wood Jr. of the Daily Show! They get real about shitting the bed during their Daily Show auditions, on the fear of turning into your dad, and how the prospect of prison made Roy commit to stand-up comedy. Plus, Pheebs and Joanie Mitch ask the age-old question, which Golden Girl are you?

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0:00.0	So many white guys, so many white guys, so much whiteness.
0:18.0	Oh, over the place. Got a damn.
0:21.0	So many white guys.
0:23.0	So many white guys.
0:34.0	Welcome to so many white guys.
0:37.0	From W.M.Y.C. Studios. I'm your girl.
0:43.0	VB.
0:44.0	Robisin.
0:47.0	Enjoying me as always is don't be much.
0:54.0	That was like Golden Girls theme song energy.
0:57.0	Thank you.
0:59.0	Who do you identify with the most?
1:01.0	Oh God. Who's the fun? Is it Rose?
1:04.0	Is not the funny one.
1:05.0	Rose is the one from Minnesota.
1:06.0	Who does Rue McClanahan play?
1:08.0	She plays Blanche.
1:10.0	And she's like Sassy, right?
1:12.0	So during the buttocks lifts, he motioned from a phone number.
1:15.0	Well, I didn't want to appear easy.
1:17.0	So I rolled over on the back and flung my legs over my head.
1:20.0	Oh, yeah, that's me.
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