Phoebe and Padma Lakshmi Swim Through a Lake of Shit

Sooo Many White Guys

WNYC Studios

Society & Culture, Queens, Robinson, Broad, Female, Girl, City, Glazer, Women, Phoebe, Comedy Interviews, Ilana, Comedy, Dope, Comedian, Black

4.2 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Phoebe sits down with host/author/goddess Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)! Padma talks about the realities of Top Chef palate fatigue, growing up as an immigrant often separated from her mother, roller skating around New York City as a kid, walking the runways of Europe as a model, and swimming through that lake of shit to get what you want. Plus, Phoebe and Joanie Mitch make bongs in woodshop.

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0:00.0	So many white guys, so many white guys, so much whiteness.
0:17.0	Oh over the place. God damn. So many white guys.
0:23.0	So many white guys.
0:31.0	Welcome to so many white guys from WNYC Studios.
0:36.0	I'm your host Phoebe Robinson and I'm here with my boo, my side piece, Miss Joni Mitch.
0:42.0	Hi. How are you? You know what?
0:45.0	I left my house today. I put on my all-natched yoderant and let me tell you it's worn off already.
0:54.0	You know, I was trying to use all natural deodorant and it's going to be a no-go for me.
1:01.0	That's a no for me, dog. I went all the way to the crystal. I went all the way to the edge of this spectrum and I said I got to just come right back.
1:10.0	Yeah, the thing is I think my dad uses all-natched like crystal deodorant or whatever.
1:16.0	Yeah, he never has BO. So maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm always in a natural state of BO and I just need to embrace it.
1:25.0	I feel like it's also maybe New York life.
1:28.0	Yeah, you're hustling. Yeah, you're moving. Yeah. Or maybe you just have BO.
1:35.0	I love how you try to make it positive. You're like, no, you probably just dig.
1:39.0	Oh, I have to keep doing it until you know, officially is trademarked by Cardi B and I can't do it anymore.
1:47.0	So we're going to watch it. Yeah.
1:50.0	Do you think she would listen to so many white guys? No.
1:56.0	Okay, guys, so this is the call to action. We got to get Cardi B listening and posting about so many white guys.
2:05.0	She could listen to us while she's getting her hair done while she's in dinner and then just do a cute little insta story.
2:13.0	You could write your own tweet. You could be like, febes and Joni Mitch. Really great show. That's not a good tweet.
2:21.0	Meet some punch.
2:24.0	Hey Cardi B. Great done.
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