Ooh! Hey, babies! Welcome to so many white guys with three O's. Okay. You guys, some of you follow me on social meds.

So you're probably not surprised when I say that I'm still on cloud nine. Because at the most recent two-dote

Queen show, which is Justice Birthday Show, one of my favorite white guys of all time, John Stewart dropped in and

do like a surprise guest set. And it was literal heaven. Yeah, I saw you guys got a hug in. I snuck in a few hugs. I was all up on that silver fox

pain, but like an an intaceful way, I feel like like it was very it was like nice. It was a lot of like side hugs,

which I feel like are very appropriate when the other person's married. It's definitely the most demurable of the

right. It was like, oh, this is like the kind of hug that's like in the opening credits of like Beverly Hills 90210. You know what I mean? Just very PG.

Very PG. It was kind of funny meeting him because I was like, oh, those are what your legs look like. Like I've never seen his legs.

That's so true and his shoes. And I was like, those are some nice shoes. Yeah, he's like such a cute dad.

As we're in this tank top that said dad bought 16 because that's who I'm voting for in this election. LOL. And he liked it. Wait, but is John's to read a dad? Yes. Oh, yeah. So then he does have dad bod 16. I do wish he was running for president. I know.

Like if he was president and then Michelle Obama was the vice president nominee, I would literally vote for that. Oh, I don't care what their platform is. I'm down.

You already know what their platform is. Yeah, being awesome as far and dad bod 16. Yeah, dad bod 16 and Michelle like reminding people about slavery because everyone apparently wants to forget that there were slaves in this country. Everyone's like, who what? It's like, yeah, dude, especially with Washington DC. They're like, no, that's not south enough. And you're like, um, actually, yeah.

The people think they were like slaves in like one state. Yeah, I feel like everyone wants to blame like what North Carolina. Yeah.

Raise up. Take your shirt up. Throw it right ahead.

But yes, do you know that song, Johnny? No, I don't know to which you are referring to. It's such a good song is Pee-Dee Pablo, baby. Who is that?

He's a rapper. It was like, he's like a one hit wonder, but that song was like so lit. I don't think Pee-Dee Pablo made it to Minnesota. I think we were just listening to my pony by genuine for like 20 years. Straight. We just like never switched it up. We got anything new.

So many white guys. So much. How much whiteness over the place? God damn. So many white guys. Sorry.

My guy today is a freaking legend. Let's see if you can guess who I'm talking about.

She was in boys in the hood. The show was every black person. She was in Friday. Also, so was every black person. Oh, God damn. Love Jones. Just three black people. Soul food, fresh, prince, third watch. That was like mostly not black people. Any idea? It's actress. Nia.

Long. OMG. She's doing TV. She's doing movies. She's making me laugh. I'm literally obsessed with her. And if she was like down to like make out, I would totally do that.

But before we get to the interview, I think you know what I'm going to say we got to go to our bathroom sponsors.

You guys welcome back to the show. I'm coming to you live from the Atlantic Ocean. OMG. I gotta tell you.

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