You got to help Alex figure out his moral position through a series of questions to figure out if he's a piece of shit. I think I'm the most empathetic out of the form. There's no way. Out of the four of us, I'm the most empathetic. This guy's a fucking crazy person. He's the most sensitive. I have a switch. For people he knows he's never met before. I have a switch. Yeah, but like, if they're, that's not real. That's not real empathy.

No. for people he knows he's never met before i have a switch yeah but like if they're if they're

that's not real that's not real empathy no i love every i love everybody i love everybody you start

you start good and then you got to fuck it up everybody starts bad for you and then they have to

you're harry krishna that's the time you know what i don't know i'm trying too hard the people

you're playing the bongos you're saying you're hindu're Hindu. No, Harry Christians are not Hindu. What are they? Fucking frauds. They worship Krishna. Yeah, frauds, dude. I tried reading one of that guy, like the leader's books, and this is why I immediately tapped out. The guy interviewing him goes, you preach not having like a material leading a materialistic life, but you'll accept like gold gifts from people and whatever. And the guy goes, well, if you're giving me the gift, it's like giving it to God. And I was like, all right, fuck this guy. Fuck this guy all the way. I like him now. It's a mean thing not to accept the gift. They went to out their way to have the most empathy? I just hear the way you guys talk sometimes and you guys are. What are you performing for? It's not really. I honestly feel that way. You think that we lack empathy for whom, though? No, I don't think you lack empathy. I think I have the most empathy. You're the most sensitive. Yes. Okay, let me, okay, ready? Let's just do a test. No, we're not starting to pot. We're just going to do a test. Can you just speak in an Indian accent? And let's just see how much empathy you have for it. No, but that's love. He knows I'm not laughing at him. No, no, you are.

He used to make the jokes and it would hurt my feelings more than the way you laughed

because I was like, oh, he really feels that way.

You think they sound funny.

If I knew it they sound funny.

Do you think they sound funny?

Yes, we all think they sound funny? Yes, we all think they sound funny.

So. Yeah, that was good.

We think Chinese people sound funny.

Do we think accents are funny?

Any three-syllable word in Indian says better than you?

Say perspiration.

I'm not saying they don't.

That's a thing.

I just think.

That would be the word you would ask me. That would say. Listen, we're going to get to the bottom of it today. I just like accents. By the end of this podcast, I promise you. Alex, you didn't know this is why he were going to be brought here, right? You thought we were going to talk about the Gnostic Gospels.

Yeah,

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