all right before before we get to our fucking guest uh mike how you you had you had an exciting week

i'm sure man what a present what a gift it wasn't a present it was a gift i i doubt anyone

missed i doubt anyone is wondering what you're talking about but just just remind everybody

exactly what it is uh tim bought me four pounds of flesh no more no less

from the famous edgar allen poon poohm that tim bought me a fake pussy because i got bamboozled

online in my last quest for one and it was as advertised man as soon as my wife and kids went to

jiu jutsu i i plop that thing on the bed, man.

And I should be yelping this because I really have a lot of nice things to say about it.

But I put it on the bed.

It didn't scoot at all.

And it's, I mean, it's essentially a part of a lady.

And I entered it the way I would a typical lady.

However, I don't...

Screaming.

I don't know why I did it like this, but while I put this fake pussy on the bed, I was planking with my hands on the floor.

And I went to town on it, man.

So you're a Superman off the edge of the bed.

Yep, yep.

Got a chest workout in.

What makes you go over the edge?

I don't know.

It's like, remember I talked about when I first whacked off?

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