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🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Dr. Henry Harris has been called to the outpost for asteroid Y-3, humanity's first line of defense against a vast, strange galaxy, because there's a strange infection growing among the soldiers of the outpost: they think they're turning into plants.
Adapted from "Piper in the Woods" by Philip K. Dick: (Warning, link NSFW as it contains a drawing of a nude alien) https://myths.link/piper
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0:00.0 | Dr. Harris vomited. |
0:17.5 | They were silent outside, the corporal and the others. |
0:21.4 | Dr. Harris had just been on a ship for four months getting out here. |
0:25.2 | One of them cleared their throat. |
0:27.1 | He could hear through the door. |
0:28.9 | Dr. Harris shook his head, vomited again, and wiped his mouth. |
0:34.3 | He had to clear almost a year of his schedule to fly out here. Clear it in two weeks. |
0:40.5 | Birthdays, vacations, his son would be 11 by the time he was back on planet. And to say that |
0:46.7 | they asked him to come out implied that he had any choice. He sat and caught his breath to take a |
0:53.5 | minute. In between hibernation sickness and |
0:55.8 | being thrown into whatever the reason he had been called onto asteroid Y3. Luckily, he could bill |
1:03.6 | hourly for time spent in hibernation. The door stuck as Harris slid it, haltingly open. |
1:12.9 | Harris nodded at the men in his wrinkled cotton shirt and his tweed blazer. It wasn't just the corporal now. He recognized the base |
1:18.7 | commander from the research he did on his flight up to orbit. Lieutenant's probably, |
1:23.7 | if Harris was being honest, he never really cracked the code of the hierarchy for the armed forces. |
1:29.2 | They didn't seem to care that he didn't know what they were. In fact, he treated them and they treated |
1:35.0 | him with the same level of disdain and distrust. It worked in its own way. He's right this way. |
1:42.7 | Westenberg, Corporal Westenberg, 511 kid from Detroit. He did |
1:47.0 | training about two years ago. They looked through the one-way glass at Corporal Westenberg. |
1:53.0 | He was just staring, staring forward, unblinking, unmoving. He does this all day. He's asked to be discharged. Harris face palmed. |
2:06.2 | Okay, so a kid from Detroit, what, goes into space and suddenly gets very meditative? This was |
2:13.1 | why he had to miss his son's birthday? It's not just that he's calm, doctor. |
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