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No, kidding. Good evening, everyone. Kamala Harris reportedly consulted Hillary Clinton multiple times on dealing with her crushing loss in the 2024 election, which gave both their husbands time to go out and bang some whores.

Harris reportedly asked Hillary for advice on what to do after losing to Trump.

Well, you know what always cheers me up when I'm feeling down, said Hillary, murder.

And then disguising it as suicide.

Philadelphia mayor Cheryl Parker is being mocked by sports fans for her inability to spell the word eagles.

When asked to spell the 76ers, she said, I can't do math either.

As you already know, Trump has declared that there are only two genders. But if you're

confused about which gender you are, one man volunteered to take a look.

Thank you. which gender you are, one man volunteered to take a look. I can get two cigars in there.

Kamala Harris has established a new company called Pioneer 49.

She says it's a combination of her secret service code name and the number of states there are.

Oscar nominations were just announced, huh? As usual, Nancy Pelosi's face is favored to win for best special effects.

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