And now the weather. Scattered showers will give way to more scattered showers, but there may be a period in between where it's just grey?

It's always grey, isn't it? That's why I travel with Monzo. I can use my card to spend abroad with no fees,

so I can plonk myself on a beach far away from grey and spend with my Monzo card like I never left home.

Hello, Beach Bar.

Now to Liam for the sport.

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Hello there and welcome to the Chris Moyles show on Radio X podcast.

I am not Chris Moyles.

I am Toby Tarant. I know. It's shocking, isn't it?

I am an example of what Chris Moyles could have been with a slightly nicer school.

You know, this is the end result. No, Chris was away this week on holiday. And for what normally, I come on here and I lay into him.

And I go, oh, he's always on a holiday blah but actually he's actually quite deserves a holiday

he's been working very very hard for our lockdown and stuff

so he's having a week off and I thought it was very convenient

that he happened to have a week off the week that the pubs open

after lockdown that seems very very convenient but hey who am I to judge? Now, we actually, believe it or not, when I look at this list in front of me, when you put it down on paper, it feels like when you're doing the show between 6.30 and 10 every morning, that it's money for old rope. It's nonsense. It's gibberish. You know, it's thrown together randomly. And we're

just scraping by and blagging it. But when you read it on paper, we actually talked about some stuff at some point, which is, which is fascinating, really. It does look a bit like a breakdown, though, doesn't it? When you read it, it says, Waitrose Essentials, Oregon Romance. It's Andy Murray scam

Tough as plays IKEA or cheese

I'll be honest

On paper

You know Oregon romance. It's Andy Murray scam. Tough as plays IKEA or cheese. I'll be honest, on paper, you know, this doesn't sound like it's going to be a hell of a podcast. But boy, just you wait. Boy, just you wait. Now, you probably, most people listen to the podcast sort of the week it comes out, but you might be listening to this in the future. Now, do we have a future? Because at the moment, the world is in disarray. I'd imagine if you're listening, I'd be amazed if anyone's listened to this past October. I'd imagine podcasts no longer exist by about October. However, thank you very much. If you did listen live during the week, thank you very much for listening and thank you very much.

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