Phil Robertson Predicted Disaster That Landed Billy the Exterminator in the ER

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Uncle Si revisits his time in basic training as John-David helps him track down the identity of his 1968 Fort Benning drill sergeant using an old yearbook. Martin recalls the day he and Phil watched Billy the Exterminator ignore their warnings, attempt to clear a duck blind of pests, get more than he bargained for, and end up in the hospital. A conversation on nature versus nurture leads Si and Rucker into deeper waters as they explore the differences between choice and chance. Si tells a ghost story that involves strange noises coming from a suspicious sleeping bag, but he and Phil solved the problem easily with gasoline. Duck Call Room episode #465 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Get 50% off your first month when you make the switch! Get started at factormeals.com/duck50off and use code duck50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I hope whoever's in charge of this watches this episode and sends me four million
0:10.8	bottles of this stuff.
0:12.2	Really?
0:12.5	It is so good.
0:13.7	Oh, yeah.
0:14.8	What is it?
0:15.6	It's coconut water or something?
0:17.1	I don't know that it.
0:17.6	You can't pronounce the name.
0:18.5	It's coconut flavored antioxidant babies with vitamin E. How do you pronounce that? I don't know. It's a very boosy drink. Hey, get rid of the being this AI. AI, yeah. And there we are, Madeline AI. They thought it be away. Hey, we got AI in a bottle now. Speaking of AI, though, I'm speaking.
0:38.5	Rutgers Sunday at church, and it's about the Battle of AI and Joshua 8.
0:44.0	Oh, about the Battle of AI back way back in ancient day.
0:48.5	That took an interesting.
0:50.1	That's a hook there.
0:51.2	That's a subject for you.
0:52.7	Reach out there, you pull them in, and then you confuse them with, nope, this is a different AI. Yeah, it's a whole different one. I actually do a little play on words there, but, you know, we'll save it for Sunday. Well, it sounds like it'd be cool. Martin looks lost. Oh, hey, when they blew their horn. morning to ask me to think that man. When they blew them horns, they didn't know it.
0:54.5	A.I. was that work.
0:55.8	That was Jericho. Yeah, that was right. Rust them walls around Jericho. Which was a different battle plan from Jericho, actually. It's a whole thing. We'll get into it Sunday. Welcome back to the duck call. What was AI about that? AI is the town. This is the Battle of AI.
1:28.3	What was the name of that? Hey, when they blew the horns. I know, but I'm saying for the side. Well, they blew the horns. AI took over and crushed the walls. There you go. Okay. Right. That might be true. That's one of them, hey. You don't ever know. Mm-hmm. You never know. I was right.
1:23.7	You never know.
1:25.5	Or you could say, you know.
1:27.8	I'm reading it right now. Catch up. Get a little refresh. Oh, no. This was a full-on fight, huh, Rucker? What's that? AI. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This was 30,000 men in hand-to-hand combat against each other.
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