Welcome to the Eric Mantaxes Show.

Due to budget issues, Eric's been replaced by a cranky secondhand robot named Dr. Nuts and Bumps.

Yes, you'll be well in mind, but if sparks shoot out your radio, you'll know why.

So, stand back.

And now, here's Eric 2.0.

Thank you.

Thank you, Todd.

1.0.

How I wish you would upgrade.

Really, you're overdue.

Folks, as you know, this is a comedy show.

Every now and again, we have to veer into serious topics, but that's unintentional.

The boss is the brass here at Salem Radio.

They put that on me.

They forced me to do that.

And they stand in the room until I'm done.

They're not going to even trust me with that.

But when they're not around, I get to goof around.

And today, we have, actually, this is for our second hour with Phil Proctor.

Now, some of you will know him as the voice of Howard on Rugrats.

Many people are familiar with Rugrats.

You remember Howard and you're wondering, who was that?

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