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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2015
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:26.1 | Who cares if my hair is a little bit longer, my live ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:29.4 | Welcome to the football ramble good to have you with us my name is Marcus and Jim's here. Hello, Luke's here. All right and |
| 0:35.4 | Peatles is here. Hello. Oh, we're a bit tired aren't we gentlemen? No, we are on farm and ready to get rocked. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:44.4 | All thrambles in five days. Wow. My giddy arms. Well, let's get on with it then. Yeah, Cunnies. |
| 0:52.4 | Wow, that's not a word you can't ever go at me. It definitely is. Sorry, it used to be a word. It certainly applies a word. |
| 0:57.8 | Cristiana Ronaldo recently wore a disguise in the center of Madrid, donning a fat suit and a fake moustache beard and wig. |
| 1:04.4 | Why did this happen? Did this did this happen? Yes, certainly did. |
| 1:08.7 | But why? What was the story behind it? Lowles. Did he just do it every zone of cord or was he put up to it? |
| 1:15.3 | Of course he was put up to it by Nike or something. I know he was wearing a lot of Nike stuff. He was keeping it from all around. |
| 1:20.4 | I would hazard a guess. Right. I would edden hazard a guess that it was something to do with Nike. |
| 1:25.8 | I don't think that Cristiano Ronaldo is a man who lends himself readily to lulls. |
| 1:30.2 | Exactly. That makes you think that Nike have quite literally made him do it against his will. |
| 1:34.8 | I reckon he's a bit of a laugh. Do you remember that Nike adverb where lowly to people? |
| 1:42.8 | That bit where he's paired to do something. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. |
| 1:45.3 | He looked to write laugh. I've been done. Oh, dear, the right laugh all the way to the bank. |
| 1:53.3 | Yeah. Money, funny money. You can tell we're tired. He was doing kick ups. |
| 1:59.9 | He was doing kick ups in the centre of Madrid. There was a lot of local children there who were |
| 2:03.7 | quite surprised to see this chap who was obviously quite fat, bearded and wiggied. |
| 2:09.2 | And he suddenly got up and started doing all these flashy skills. |
| 2:12.4 | And when people were sufficiently impressed, he revealed his true identity, which is a very humble of him. |
| 2:17.6 | If you imagine seeing that as a kid, my life would have peaked. |
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