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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Phase II Has Begun

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 302nd episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen. Presented by Bolen Media. Ad-free Friday episodes available exclusively on Patreon: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (0:00) Introduction + Phase II (8:28) Insane Headlines Of The Day (13:46) Animal Of The Week: Negro Matapacos (18:13) Badass Vets You Haven't Heard Of: Doris Miller (20:32) Announcing Bolen Media Employee #2 (23:46) I See You All (36:15) Announcements + Conclusion Liquid IV: www.LiquidIV.com (Code: ROSS for 25% OFF) Quip: GetQuip.com/RBP (first refill FREE) Mack Weldon: www.MackWeldon.com (Code: RBP for 20% OFF) 888-WRBOLEN
 Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen 
Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast, @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Produced remotely by Mike Moody of Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ross moment

0:30.1

rpbr swirl

0:53.3

Come and check

0:56.1

Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast otherwise known as rbp

1:02.0

Presented by Bolin media. I'm your host Ross Bolin and I would be remiss if I didn't start today's show by giving you an update on Bolin media HQ

1:10.1

Otherwise known as my house

1:12.4

You're all well aware of the situation that developed in my backyard over these past several months

1:17.1

With the squirrels establishing their domain

1:20.3

Ruling with supreme authority and disrespect unlike anything we've ever seen

1:24.5

Well last night

1:26.9

I shit you not I'm sitting in this chair in my living room

1:30.1

There's a specific chair. I like to sit in to chill the fuck out when I'm too worked up

1:33.2

It's got this energy this chair and I'm sitting in that chair. It's dead silence in my house, right pitch black

1:39.1

All the lights off man

1:41.1

I'm about to go to bed. I'm big stoned and I just got stuck to this chair on the way from my office to the bed

1:46.8

You know how sometimes when you're really really high or maybe you don't

1:49.3

But when you're really really high sometimes like you'll be in your backyard and you're like sweating like you know

1:53.4

You've got your fucking chainsaw out if you're one of my neighbors and you're you're sweating out there with no shirt on

1:58.1

Just fucking doing man stuff and you're like I'm gonna go get a gatorade and then on the way to the fridge

2:03.7

From the outside of the fridge you forget you have that mission that original goal to get that gatorade

2:08.9

Well, you lose that somewhere along the way and you went up on a couch or in a comfy chair somewhere lounging

2:12.8

Maybe on a bed and then a bunch of time passes and suddenly you realize what what was I doing? It was one of those moments

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