Pharma Freakouts and the Cokehead Reef | 485
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Kevin Crispin from the Behind Beautiful Things Podcast fills in for Brent this week, and the universe rewards him with two gloriously broken news stories. First up, a bizarre and unsettling case involving prescription meds and behavior so reckless it sounds made up. Then it’s off to the Bahamas, where sharks have apparently been sampling the full human experience: cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers. Modern life is poison, the ocean is on drugs, and somehow this is still a comedy podcast!
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| 0:30.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:40.9 | What a vision? |
| 0:44.8 | How's it going out there? |
| 0:49.8 | Got a fun weird news back again for you. |
| 0:58.0 | This time, however, because Brent exploded, maybe imploded, we have our good friend Kevin Crispin with us. What's up, Kevin? Brent imploded? It sounds like it. It sounds like his whole world. |
| 1:05.3 | Like did he just fell apart. Is it like a, oh no. |
| 1:12.3 | God, I hope he's okay. |
| 1:14.1 | Hey, what's up with you, man? |
| 1:14.8 | I'm doing okay. |
| 1:15.2 | How are you? |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, things are good. |
| 1:17.9 | Things are good. |
| 1:20.1 | Living, laugh and loving, I guess. |
| 1:21.1 | Sure. |
| 1:21.9 | Hey, you can do it. I love alliteration. |
| 1:26.3 | Alliterations. |
| 1:26.8 | The poor man's |
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