Hi Anna.

And hey, Andrew.

And hey, everybody else.

And welcome to our podcast.

Scary stories to tell on the pod.

It is a podcast about scary stories, urban legends, spooky things you tell us about.

But it is a chatty comedy podcast about those things.

So think of it like if Polly Shore was starring in Francis Ford Coppola's

1992 Bram Stoker's Dracula. God, and you know what? That could have been what happened.

It was very good. I mean, Kianu, Kianu starred in it. Come on. Yeah. Wow. Oh, sure. Yeah. So, and

and that's not too far from, from Polly Shore's id. Young people are all more similar to each other than older people. Oh, for sure. Do I think that? I don't know. It's something I said. One time, one time in, in a bleak period of unemployment in 2018, I received an offer to be on Polly Shore's assistant team, and it paid $11 an hour.

Team?

And I was like, yeah.

And I was like, if you have a team and each of them are being paid $11 an hour, you need to consolidate that team into one person.

Oh, that's so bad.

Did you get to the point where they told you any of the, like, tasks that you were going to do? No, no. It was just, I think when I say I, when I say I received an offer, I believe the website indeed sent me an email and said, we found something for you. That's the same as an offer. Yeah. A team. Yeah. Wow. That sucks.

Yeah.

And I wish nothing but the best for Polly.

And I want him to be happy. And I think, you know, he deserves to have. No, isn't he bad? Oh, is he bad? Was he bad? Oh, God. No, I'm thinking of Rup Schneider. I'm sorry. Okay, okay. Oh, no, yeah. Polly Shore is great.

Probably not, but

you know.

You know what?

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