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Phantom Menace Minute 60: Who Was This Frog

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🗓️ 12 February 2016

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Jabba bites off the head of a frog and spits it at a gong, signaling the start of the race. Guest Commentator: Paul Rust See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hi Pete, hi Alex, this is Andrew again from Los Angeles.

0:04.0

Calling again about the whole Bunta Eve being held on March 26th, day of my wedding,

0:11.0

it is really turning out to be quite a mess. I can't tell you the

0:17.1

frustration I've been having with this. Now I've learned that the slaves are invited.

0:25.0

I mean, we're already over invited.

0:28.0

Our list is outrageous, but now we have to invite everyone's slaves?

0:31.0

I didn't know this. I'm going bankrupt here. And not

0:34.4

them like that, they tell me I got to hire Tuscan writers, these dirty sand

0:40.4

people, and an albino bounty hunter to attend the roadways on the way to my wedding.

0:49.0

And the kicker, the kicker, which by the way, it is not easy to find albino bounty hunters in the United States,

0:57.0

let alone anywhere. It is really hard and very expensive, but get this, they're going to be hunting my guests for sports on the way in what

1:08.4

is the eat crap and why is it on March 26th? This is bankrupting me and oh God the worst now I realize the

1:18.7

entire thing needs to be televised live by this two-headed freak who's voiced by some improv comedian and another

1:26.8

guy speaking huddies who I don't understand he could be saying anything he

1:30.9

he wants I mean what if we put the subtitles on our wedding video?

1:34.3

What the hell is that guy saying?

1:35.3

He can be saying anything, you know,

1:36.9

this could be a total disaster.

1:39.0

I just, can we please reconsider the date

1:41.8

of this Buntayor thing because it's really complicated in my life?

1:45.0

I'm pulling my hair out here guys.

1:47.0

Please, just please. Please. Welcome back to Star Wars Minute.

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