Phantom Menace Minute 118: Seven Chances

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🗓️ 4 May 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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JAR JAR attempts to escape on a wagon of energy balls but only manages to unhitch the back gate, causing all of the energy balls to roll out of the wagon and down the hill. Guest Commentators: Greg Wyshynski See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Yes, hi, this is Darth's last name withheld, calling to clear the air about the rules of engagement between Sith Lords and Jedi.
0:08.0	You see, the rule is when a Sith Lord has the higher ground or is across the crevass or say up a shaft with a Jedi hanging below,
0:17.0	the rule is you stand there and wait until they jump over your head to land in front of you, and say they are ready to fight.
0:24.6	Only a cowardly Jedi, such as Obie 1 Canoebe would strike first, illegally, mind you.
0:31.2	I understand he may have done this later against a different Darth, but that's another movie for another time. Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's the Daily Podcast, and
0:57.0	It's the Daily Podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate the Star Wars movies one minute at a time. I'm Pete the Retailer from Pete the Retailer.com.
1:00.0	This is Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com.
1:03.0	I'm Greg Wishinsky, author of Yahoo's Puck Daddy blog, and the author of Take Your Eye Off the Puck, a book that both new hockey fans and older hockey fans can enjoy together as they watch the comedy
1:17.0	stylings of jar jar binks.
1:21.0	Part noise.
1:26.0	That's the full title of the book. Yes.
1:27.0	Colin.
1:28.0	A B.
1:29.0	That's right.
1:31.0	Jar Jar Jar-V Hockey, Dawn of Fart Noise.
1:35.0	And that's available from Star Wars Minute.com
1:38.0	slash Amazon, or wherever finer books are sold.
1:41.0	Sorry, I had to throw our little plug and they never apologize for that.
1:48.0	Yeah, well, thanks for coming back, Greg.
1:52.0	Thank you. This is a minute that you were super excited about.
1:55.4	Yeah. This is minute 118 of Star Wars, episode one, the Phantom Menace.
1:59.4	It starts with tanks chasing Jarjar across the grassy plane, and it ends with jar on a tank.
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