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This is, as I said, minute 102.

I didn't say that yet, but I'll say it now.

You passed 101 and now you get to graduate to 102.

Exactly. Hopefully if you guys have been listening you realize that 102 comes after 101.

And this starts with Amadala explaining why she needed a decoy or a loyal bodyguard.

And it ends with Boss Nash explaining why he's a legadis. Or about to explain. We don't have the full explanation.

Give us his sage wisdom that made him the leader of all the Gungans.

I think this is probably, with all due respect to Jacob from last week, I think this is probably with all due respect to Jacob from last week. I think this is Natalie Portman's lowest like

Right this scene of her quote unquote begging for them to help is like either she is she's reading it off of cute cards or she is like

they're like okay just to get the blocking right let's just have you run through the

lines and so we know where to put the camera and stuff because she's

reading this utterly emotional.

It's the lamest, yeah, the lamest read.

It's like an Anvil directed her instead of a...

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