Phallology (PENISES) with Emily Willingham

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Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.9 • 23.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Dongs. Schlongs. Peters. Intromittent organs. Gamete cannons. Biologist, gonad researcher, and Phallologist Dr. Emily Willingham joins to chat about peckers big and small, plain and fancy, barbed, coiled, colossal, pickled, and efficient. Also on the agenda: how the pressures of masculinity affect self-image, what actually contributes to a partner’s pleasure, what can cause willies to go wonky (and how to get back on track,) life beyond the binary, and sensual turtles. Stick around to the end for friendly fellatio advice from penis-owners; boy howdy it’s a hard episode to pass up.

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, it's the bouncer who pretends to check your ID, but who are we kidding?
0:04.3	Allie Ward, I'm her.
0:06.3	This is Allie G's, you're here, unless you are my parents, in which case please leave.
0:11.9	Okay, bye-bye now.
0:14.3	Okay?
0:15.3	Right there, gone?
0:17.3	Cool.
0:18.3	Okay, so let's get into Dix with an Allie just who wrote the actual book on them.
0:23.0	She has a PhD in biological sciences from the University of Texas at Austin and authored
0:27.9	the book, Fallacy, Life Lessons from the Animal Penis.
0:33.6	And you have read her words, perhaps enjoyed her ride candor in Scientific American, American
0:39.1	scientists, Forbes, Slate and more.
0:42.0	She's taught biology and genetics.
0:44.3	I became aware of her book and I begged her to talk boners with me.
0:47.8	And then life got busy and she gently popped up in my inbox.
0:52.0	And what followed was a business email that included the word, donks, several times in
0:56.7	all caps.
0:57.7	And here we are.
0:58.9	So before though we get to the nuts and the bolts of inflatable crutches, let us say
1:05.6	a quick thanks to patrons who make the show doable.
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