Now are all the traitors present?

Let's get started, shall we?

From rags to riches.

I'm so sick of this.

Working like a dog and being treated worse.

Yorkshire to New York.

Or climbers you and me.

A life dedicated to revenge.

Let's make this an occasion to remember.

A Woman of Substance on Channel 4.

Stream now.

An engineer round the corner, whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer, we can help you too, taking care of things.

It's what British gas do.

T's and C supply 6,000 engineers correct as of Jan 2026.

Welcome one, welcome all, as Mike Valani likes to say.

I am Evan Jenkins.

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