July 3 edition of PFT PM.

Got started a little early today because it's time to get the toupee adjusted, the hair that somehow grows as the toupee. Isn't that amazing? I have a

toupee, but the hair still grows all over my head. My wife gets mad when I say it's a

toupee. It's not a toupee. Trust me, life would be easier. I envy the bald. Not that I want to go

bald, but man, life is easy when you just jump out of

the shower and towel off your head and go. I can only imagine. I hope to not experience it,

but it would make certain aspects of my life easier. Okay, so let's get to it.

Fourth of July holiday coming up, and let me just make my pitch ahead of time everybody out there be

safe stay safe be smart fireworks have one very simple direction light fuse and get away don't risk

your fingers don't risk your life don't mix alcohol and fireworks it is not a good combination we want you safe we want you alive and we. It is not a good combination. We want you safe. We want you alive and we want

you to not be recovering from what should be the highlight of summer with a low light of

your life. Preaching over, but seriously, be careful with fireworks and be very careful

about drinking and then doing dumb shit. Sorry, Kristen, with the fireworks and be very careful about drinking and then doing dumb

shit. Sorry, Kristen, with the fireworks. Okay. Let me something smart you can do for 99 cents and

only 99 cents. And yes, I'm sticking with my New Year's resolution. I was tempted. I'll admit

it. New book. Put a lot of time and effort into it. You have no idea.

I'll tell you a little bit about that in a second, maybe, if I remember to. But 99 cent e-books.

99-cent e-books. The new ones, the old ones, and the newest one coming out, August 19, Big Shield.

Awesome cover designed by my very talented nephew, Anthony Zich, who

has done all of the covers.

We collaborate.

I tell him kind of what I'm looking for.

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