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Mom, what's going on? A lot's going on. A lot's going on. Yes. What's going on?

You are, by the time this airs, we're obviously taping a few days in advance, you'll be living in the office.

I know. I'm so excited.

Surviving bar stools. I'm excited about all the competitions and things. I'm not necessarily excited about sleeping and then being the oldest person waking up in the morning with all these young people. You're the oldest person no matter what it was. I mean, you're just the oldest. Yeah, but when I wake up, it's not as cute as when you all wake up. What you just say? You lose the elasticity in your face, right? Isn't that what aging is, right? Yeah. Also, you just kind of look like, you know, shit in the mornings. When you're young, you always look great. You just wake up and look just like you do now. I wake up and I kind of have bags under my eyes. My eyes right red. No, you're going to be cute, though, because you got your pajamas.

We're really going to, we can tell everybody our game plan now because this is Wednesday. So you're really going to be leaning into the mom mode. You're going to have your bed here. You've got your betting. You don't care. You're going to be prepared. You've got your pajamas, your rollers, you can have your coffee in the morning. Yep.

You are a 58-year-old woman living in the barstool office. That's right. I should be able to bring whatever I want. And you will. Yeah. Absolutely. I need all the help I can get. It's not cheating when I do it. It's absolutely not. If you're not cheating, you're not trying. My volleyball coach used to tell me that what yeah i mean he was joking but he was joking, but if you're not cheating. Well, you can't even cheat in volleyball, so whatever. You can cheat here and call it effort. It is effort. It's not cheating. No, you're just being prepared. It's not cheating. Yeah. Okay, before we get into the boomer move and rough and rowdy, let's pause for a Mametas ad. Okay. Mom, what are the

Mamitas flavors? They are lime, paloma, pineapple, and mango with tequila sunrise and spicy

margarita. Those are the summer flavors. And let me tell you what, if you get yourself an eight

pack of Mamitas, lucky you, because every single flavor is so good.

They are 95 calories, less than 1.5 grams of sugar, naturally gluten-free, made with real tequila.

They are the seltzer of the summer, and they are so good. You should bring some with you

while you live in the office. Oh, I should. Well, they're here anyway. And also you can use them

to make cocktails. Where can you get them? You can get them at Jewelosco, Publix, Target, Walmart. Order them on GoPuff, and DrinkMomomimidus.com has a store locator. We will link the store locator so you can pick up an eight-pack near you and celebrate what's less to summer and just the rest of your life. Celebrate big, the rest of summer. Celebrate big. Do a shotgun and amoeitas. Yeah, try it. I'm kind of wearing a mammita shirt. Yeah, you know what happened? Hey, I'm, I've got on, I am definitely in summer mode with my gingham. You, gingham, girl. That is so Oklahoma of you to wear that. and it's so cute well i bought it here well they sell the same clothes here that they sell there no no no i would have never been able to find this at home beauty is an eye of the beholder and the chooser oh whatever no that's not a bet no i get that but that has nothing to do with my dress it's cute i said i like your dress i think you look adorable is one of my favorite outfit well when joey was trying to determine if i was gay or straight that was one of the

question do with my dress. It's cute. I said I like your dress. I think you look adorable. It's one of my

favorite outfit. Well, when Joey was trying to determine if I was gay or straight, that was one of the questions. Joey hosts out and about podcast here. He's gay. He's gay. He's gay. He was seeing if you were gay or straight, what are you? I think I was the only straight person in the office. Oh, good for you.

I don't think that was a good thing.

I think it was like, yeah.

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