yeah gammon is a slur but what do we call the delicious treat i thought you know i i sort of

wonder whether they're angry because they assume that like we don't kind of take as the de facto

principle that you can have more than one type of gammon. But there is a wide diversity in

like types of gammon tones. Well, there's the, I think the difference is there's,

there's smoked gammon and the smoked gammon wants Britain to nuke everyone now. And the unsmoked

gammon is voicing some serious concerns that Britain might not preemptively

nuke everyone. It's a subtle difference. Is there like, so I don't eat ham or gammon because,

you know, Sharia law and everything. Here, of course, broadcasting from the studio

broadcasting. Broadcasting. Palphate. Broadcasting from the no-go zone of Tower Hamlets.

Obviously, I had to, I had to like raciously brown up just to get in here.

I had to call everyone I met in the street, Achie, and now I have a sore throat.

I'm getting cancer from the hookah.

And all of my wives are really bothering me. It's like in everybody

loves Raymond situation, but he's got like 30 Debs.

I've spent the last 30 seconds wondering what honey smoke gammon would vote for.

Vince Cable.

Right.

Yeah, it's the right color.

You know, it's, it's, it's just, it's just sweet enough, but it's got a little bite, you know, like the little Democrats.

Yeah, okay. I'm happy now. Yeah, it's that's. And then we have the only, of course,

the only people in, in the UK politics, obviously, which is a section of the Labour Party.

They're the only ones who aren't gammon or, oh God, before we get into the shit.

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