Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show.

Nothing but a bunch of low-life white trash drinking too much cheap alcohol.

With Bob.

The very mention of your name makes children scream in terror.

And Sherry.

That is the most infuriating woman who ever lived.

And now, broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sherry studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

Happy first day of, it feels like fall, even though technically it isn't, but to me the day after Labor Day is the beginning of the school year.

It's the beginning of fall.

It's the beginning of like a whole new chapter and happy, happy day after Labor

Day to everybody. I was gone for a while. I was gone for several, almost a week. And Max

took care, Max and Bridget took care of our cats. And Max also looked after caromy as leopard

gecko, Yeti. Max looked after carombe is reptile.

That's my favorite part.

Max came over before we went out of town to get schooled on the reptile.

And I feel so, Max, thank you.

I feel so bad because you would think, like, looking after a leopard gecko would be very low-key.

But the truth is, the little bugger has to be fed his mealworms one by one by hand.

Yeah.

That is a lot.

A lot to get right, especially if you're not used to doing it, I bet.

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