Now, this is fun.

I love when an introvert is like, yeah, you're not going to hear a lot from me on the small talk front.

But guess what?

I'm going to fuck it up on Halloween.

I think that is a blast.

I love that.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes, and it is exclusively co-hosted by one human woman and one lobster.

Oh, correction. This might look like a lobster, but today I am dressed as a shrimp.

Oh, pardon me. I'm so sorry. You were wearing a red tank top and a red hat, and I saw your

claws. I did not realize that you were a shrimp. Yes, and we will blame Jeff Bezos on this one,

because no matter how many variations of shrimp costumes I searched on

Amazon.com, they all sucked. So yes, I look like a lobster. I am a shrimp from specifically

shrimp souls, our episode. Do shrimps have souls? Yes. And I do have a soul. Thank you very much for

asking. And then we also have a shrimp cockfail episode that I almost forgot about.

So we've done a bit of shrimp. But, Kira, you saw lobster with me, which makes sense given your kink.

I'm obsessed with lobsters and I'm obsessed with griff. And this right now is really doing it for me. I'm blushing over here. And I do expect to keep this on the whole episode. Are you going to?

Absolutely. Oh, speaking, we did a criminal or minimal about method costuming. So.

Yes, we did. How was it put, Griff? Like the expectation being that you're.

It was criminal or minimal dressing as something and not at all acting like that character not like necessarily the

whole party or the whole day but like at all to which i was like criminal do more but a little

but the majority of listeners agreed with me and said it it's entirely minimal yeah i definitely

saw those numbers come in.

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