Petty Revenge: The Tiny Inconveniences I’d Curse My Worst Enemy With
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Petty revenge, the tiny inconveniences that I'd curse my worst enemy with. |
| 0:06.6 | How about the moment they get in bed, they need water, and they don't remember if they've |
| 0:10.3 | locked the door? Or if they have to pee every time they get comfortable in bed. |
| 0:14.5 | You know, I'm middle-aged, and that just happens naturally once you get to this stage. |
| 0:18.8 | I've got one. How about they feel intense empathy for the other person |
| 0:22.3 | any time they try to do something that's unfair or intentionally hurtful to them? Maybe that will even |
| 0:27.0 | fix the problem. Saved passwords on all devices are always incorrect. So every time they sign into |
| 0:33.8 | anything, they have to reset the password. There's always that one sock that just |
| 0:42.9 | isn't right in their shoe, or every other time they put their clean socks on, they always happen to |
| 0:47.8 | step in some kind of water. Getting their sleeve caught in the handle whenever they pass the door. |
| 0:53.6 | Last time that happened, I was incandescent with rage. |
| 0:56.0 | It's a truly evil thing. |
| 0:58.0 | It never happens when I'm in a good mood or even a neutral mood. |
| 1:01.0 | It always happens when I'm in a bad mood, so I'm always on the verge of tearing either the door or my shirt off when it happens. |
| 1:07.0 | Every time they wipe, it still smears, like Sisyphus if he took a crap. |
| 1:14.5 | You know when you think you've plugged your phone, but the next day you find it at 10% |
| 1:18.1 | because apparently it wasn't plugged in properly? Yeah, that. Itchy butthole every 30 minutes. |
| 1:26.1 | Every time they think they've finally gotten rid of the hiccups, |
| 1:29.1 | they hiccup one more time. They can't understand what anybody tells them the first time. |
| 1:34.8 | It always has to be repeated. It doesn't matter if it's verbally told to them, if it's a TV |
| 1:39.0 | show, or if it's in an email. It always has to be repeated. Um, honestly, I think someone's already cursed me with this |
| 1:45.4 | one, at least the conversational part, like a quarter at the time. I do seem to have trouble |
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