It might be big and dumb, but you won't be saying that when you win $500 with boss man's big dumb wheel.

All right, we're going to open up the phone lines Kid Nation at 800 Kid Live.

800543354-4-8-805-geek-it.

For Petty Monday.

So if you have any pettiness in your heart, please let us know about it. We're looking for funny petty, not a

criminal petty. In fact,

this one came in early. Just as an example,

my dog's breath stinks so bad that

when I wake up first thing in the morning, I just go ahead and blow my morning

breath all over him. Hashtag Petty Monday.

That is the kind of petty we're looking for.

So we'll take your calls here shortly.

I did see this one thing.

We're just talking about, you know, what it took for me to be born,

meeting my family that, you know, immigrated from Sicily.

And then I have family in Mexico.

But then all the things

that have to be for us to be born. I saw this post that I keep looking at. Winning the lottery

every single day forever is still more likely than your existence. Whoa. Whoa. Seeing that just puts

everything into like even if you think and we've all gone through that oh man I'm a

loser I don't got anything going on no you you want something you got you were born yeah I mean

everything worked in its divine way to create for you to be created yeah it's like for me I sometimes

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